The Etymologists

 

Evil is having a bad day with The Meshikhi

The Meshikhi Faith proudly presents…

The Etymologists

You are probably a Meshikhi if you can follow along to the music.

We…are…the… et-ym-ol-o-gists
Satan’s crossed off of our list
We cracked his language code
It’s nothing but a load
We’re et-ym-ol-o-gists!

We put it on the web
He’s playing with our heads
He’s walking like a zombie
And we think he’s almost dead
He’s just a stupid dragon, an absolute pataQ
Y’nothin is his Hebrew name, confirmed by Mr. Spock

We’re et-ym-ol-o-gists
And our brains our bigger than his
He thinks he’s really smart
He’s nothing but a fart
We’re et-ym-ol-o-gists!

We’re destroying all his junk
Because we know that he’s a punk
We know about the aliens
It’s Independence Day
Satan is a bug and we are agent K
We can’t say what he really is, we’re children of The Way

We’re et-ym-ol-o-gists
Satan’s gods are all dismissed
JehovahYahwehJesus, we call him little g
Cause we’re Me-shi-khi
Totally Cheeky

Aramaic tweaky

Et-ym-ol-o-gists!

We are the word… nerds.

Click here to see our Etymology Report

About the name for Satan, “little g”. It’s scriptural.

2 Corinthians 4:4 The god of this age has blinded the minds of unbelievers, so that they cannot see the light of the gospel that displays the glory of Christ, who is the image of Ayh.

We only worship the one with “the capital G”. Y’aya.

Ecclesiastes 9:11 Satan is fart. A fart is a funny noise that may indicate you will soon need the washroom, an early warning system. When it happens, I just say “Quiet, Satan”. Carbonated beverages and diary may also be the cause. Learn more.

With love,

Sher (Dot)

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